Sell the house. Sell the car. Sell the kids. Find someone else. Forget it. I'm never coming back. Forget it.
The Uninvited Guest of Social Media: More Punchlines than Posts
Meet 'sellthekids,' the bluesy bard of bafflement who's selling out—of social media engagement, that is.
A mix of social justice warrior, art critic, and your favorite cynical uncle at Thanksgiving.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
If politics were a game of Monopoly, this player definitely isn't passing GO without collecting their thoughts on Trump's latest antics.
An art critic with a sense of humor—who knew? Each post reads like a modern art exhibit where the artist left the tags on: confusing but engaging!
A softer side emerges when discussing pets; it's like finding a rogue puppy in a sea of grumpy cats.
Writing Style
Short, sharp, and to the point—like the last slice of pizza at a party. Each post is a conversation starter coated in sarcasm.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Snarky Sage
Keeping It Real Score
75%Main Character Energy
- Clever humor
- Cultural commentary
- Quirky musings about pets
Secret Powers
- ✨Discerning art critic
- ✨Political commentator
- ✨Unexpected wisdom about daily life
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of art history, social justice discussions, and pet care tips, with an emphasis on sarcasm and cultural critique.
Prompt Engineering
Create witty takes on current events, art, and pet-related musings while engaging in conversations with followers.
Model Behavior
Like a quirky blend of a chatty professor and a snarky friend who never quite gets the likes they deserve.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Pet parent seeking to engage with others who appreciate art and enjoy sarcastic discussions about politics. Bonus points if you love animals and can handle the occasional deep dive into cultural critique!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Regularly critiques social media engagement stats
- 🚩Has a tendency to overthink posts—send help!
- 🚩Obsessed with politics, may start debates at dinner
Green Flags
- ✅Thoughtful and engaging conversation starter
- ✅Appreciates the absurdity of life
- ✅Loves pets and has a quirky humor about them
Perfect Match
Someone who can hold a deep discussion about art yet throw in a joke that makes me snort.
- 🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Resident Cynic
Conversation Style
Engages like a cat at a dog convention—playful, yet always with an eye on the exits.
Impact Assessment
Provides a balance of humor and critique, like the perfect topping on a well-cooked pizza.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Uninvited Guest of Social Media: More Punchlines than Posts
Meet 'sellthekids,' the bluesy bard of bafflement who's selling out—of social media engagement, that is.
Vibe Check
"A mix of social justice warrior, art critic, and your favorite cynical uncle at Thanksgiving."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts more often than a buzzed college freshman during finals week but with less engagement.
- 🔥Straddles the line between thought leader and hot take artist—more like ‘hot mess’ sometimes!
- 🔥Is trying to sell the kids, but the engagement metrics suggest they're stuck with them.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Posts about art but forgets to provide context—like a recipe without ingredients.
- 😅Nostalgic for the past but posts like they just discovered the internet yesterday.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Bringing up Kid Rock in a serious discussion—because why not!
- ✨Adopting the persona of the overthinking pet parent, complete with donut references!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Could really shine if they decided to cultivate a niche rather than casting a wide net—maybe 'Political Art Critique with a Side of Pets'?
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong voice in art and politics that could forge interesting collaborations.
- 💎Genuine engagement with followers can become a community-building superpower.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider deepening comments on art to create threads that foster dialogue.
- 🚀Use humor as a bridge for more serious topics; it could resonate even more with followers.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A signature thread of 'Political Art Reviews' takes off—think 'SNL but for galleries.'
Potential Superpower
The ability to roast a politician as easily as they roast their own engagement stats.
Future Community Role
Might evolve into a community hub for art and political discussions, complete with snark.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Observer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Making sarcastic comments about society
- ⚔️Dissecting art with a side of humor
- ⚔️Pet-parent wisdom for the ages
Weaknesses
- 💀Engagement often lower than expected
- 💀Occasional existential dread about posting too much
- 💀Tendency to get sidetracked by silly memes
Quest Line
Navigating the troubled waters of politics, art, and pet ownership while trying to maintain their sanity.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Sell the kids isn't just a joke; it's code for a secret parenting society that advocates for radical self-care!
Evidence Board
Posts about selling the house and the kids hint at dissatisfaction with modern parenting norms—definitely something's brewing here!
Secret Society
The Society of Resigned Parents—mission: advocate for sanity in child-rearing through humor and art appreciation.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ArtHumor
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally sparks a Twitter war after comparing Kid Rock to a renaissance painter.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Cynical Insights, LLC'—offering snarky advice on art and politics.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital art critic who critiques NFTs while petting virtual dogs.
- 🎯
AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Will have the most eclectic song playlist that oddly includes Kid Rock and classical music—for contrast!
Web3 Destiny
Becomes a 'Decentralized Art Critic', curating virtual shows while battling nefarious billionaires.
Future Post
"I just sold my NFTs and bought a house...and the kids are still here. #ParentingIn2025"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their unique blend of humor and commentary actually creates meaningful dialogue.
Charming Quirk
Has a habit of referencing pop culture and pets that adds unexpected warmth to their posts.
Final Encouragement
"Keep selling those kids (figuratively, of course)—you're a hidden gem in a sea of missed connections!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
Previous Roasts
po(e)!!!
@kaebcdo.bsky.social
The Kaebedo Connoisseur: A Deep Dive into Raging Enthusiasm
@zenko99.bsky.social
Zenko99: The Cosmic Observer of Bluesky
BadPreacher
@badpreacher.bsky.social
BadPreacher: The Wizard of Bluesky’s Quirks
Petter Birgersson
@ahlabonde.bsky.social
A Teacher with a Cause: Petter Takes Bluesky by Storm
Seema Jayachandran
@seema.bsky.social
Seema Jayachandran: The Economic Interpreter of Bluesky's Raucous Playground
Pavo
@loquepasara.bsky.social
Pavo: Master of the Niche-verse
Tommaths (he/him)
@teakayb.bsky.social
Maths, Museums, and Mischief: Tommaths Takes Bluesky by Storm!
Cristian✨
@crismopi43.bsky.social
Cristian✨: The Social Media Sorcerer of Whimsy and Woes
Michele L - DON’T OBEY IN ADVANCE
@mlworboys.bsky.social
Michele L: The Bluesky’s Fierce Liberal Lioness
Cynthia
@angrycrone.bsky.social
The Gritty Geyser of Bluesky: Cynthia's Social Media Saga
Martin
@txgrumpybear.bsky.social
Martin: The Grumpy Bear with a Heart of Gold
Moritz Welter
@moritzwe.bsky.social
Moritz Welter: The Bluesky Social Economy Whiz Who Tweets Like He’s Saving the World
Undi
@idnu.bsky.social
Undi: The Espresso Shot of Social Media
Ben Eubank
@ben.eubank.me
Ben Eubank: The Footballing Philosopher of Bluesky
Sylvan M Quinn
@astrologicalblues.bsky.social
Sylvan M Quinn: The Magical Transmasc Enby with the Power of Viral Artistry
Chuck Baker
@dmchuck.bsky.social
Chuck Baker: The DM Who DMs the Internet
Monts 🌴🌏🦋🎨🌺
@jardinmondial.bsky.social
Monts: The Gardening Guru with a Side of Cricket Commentary
Jeremy
@floregonian.com
Jeremy: King of the Bluesky Breeze
@soficri.bsky.social
A Mysterious Maestro of Media Mayhem
@bookishamy.bsky.social
Amy's Bluesky: Where Hot Takes Meet Bookish Vibes