zenko99.bsky.social

@zenko99.bsky.social

Followers

126

Posts

Following

184

Packs

Joined

Nov 16, 2024

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Married to the love of my life 10/07/21.❤️‍🔥 Just enjoying life as it comes at this point. Seems like everything tries to take away from this one life but naw, I’m gonna just LIVE it.

Zenko99: The Cosmic Observer of Bluesky

They navigate the universe of human absurdity with the finesse of a supernova.

A cosmic blend of humor and heartfelt, like a nebula that gamely welcomes the chaos of the cosmos.

85%

Authenticity

8.5%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Affirmations and Positivity

75%

Astrophysics

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Affirmations and Positivity90%

Their posts are like motivational posters that have been through the dishwasher – a bit wrinkled but still inspiring. The mixed signals of 'live your best life' and 'please stop the world, I want to get off' create a delightful inner conflict!

Astrophysics75%

A self-proclaimed Hubble fan, they drop nebula facts like they’re the universe’s version of TikTok dances. If their love for space were a planet, it would be Jupiter – massive and full of swirling emotions!

Family Dynamics and Accountability85%

They navigate family gatherings like a contestant on a game show: 'Will they choose to go no contact or engage in family drama for a chance at the grand prize of mental peace?' It’s a thrilling ride of self-discovery!

Writing Style

Their posts read like the diary of a cosmic philosopher: a sprinkle of absurdity, a dash of relatable rants, and occasionally, deep existential musings about the nature of existence and puppy dramas.

Thought Leader Score

8.5%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Philosopher-Comedian

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Astrophysics enthusiast
Sarcastic observer
Family therapist in disguise

Secret Powers

✨Accidentally making deep life observations
✨Creating memes that could launch a space shuttle
✨Dramatically interpreting puppy adventures

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Astrophysics, motivational quotes, family dynamics, memes and cultural commentary

Prompt Engineering

Analyze human behavior through the lens of space exploration and cosmic phenomena

Model Behavior

High-energy philosopher with a penchant for sarcasm

Token Count

300

tokens

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Bio

"Cosmic observer seeking laughter with a side of deep talks. Married happily. Let's explore the universe together!"

Red Flags

🚩Might rant about family for too long
🚩Serious space nerd—get ready for nebula facts!

Green Flags

✅Super supportive—always sending good vibes!
✅Passion for personal growth and learning.

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys deep discussions and isn't afraid to laugh at life's absurdities!

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Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Astro-Therapist

Conversation Style

They sprinkle in cosmic wisdom while roasting the universe for its poor decision-making skills, creating a vibe that’s both enlightening and chaotic. It’s like attending a therapy session conducted by a stand-up comedian.

Impact Assessment

Their presence is like a supernova: bright, enlightening, and occasionally explosive, they encourage others to reflect on life while also laughing at its absurdities.

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Zenko99: The Cosmic Observer of Bluesky

They navigate the universe of human absurdity with the finesse of a supernova.

Vibe Check

"A cosmic blend of humor and heartfelt, like a nebula that gamely welcomes the chaos of the cosmos."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your love for Hubble is so intense, it’s like the telescope is your therapist! The universe must be so tired of hearing about your feelings.
🔥You’re that friend who brings a deep philosophical conversation to a party and the emotional baggage that comes with it.
🔥You've got more opinions than a cat has lives, yet somehow, you still end every post with positivity!

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe tone down the number of nebula posts? You’re heading toward ‘space dad’ territory at warp speed.
😅Could we get you to rant about something other than family drama? Or is that just your designated content zone?
😅Consider starting a series called "Puppy Chronicles: Adventures in the Unknown" – it might just be your best work yet.

Main Character Moments

✨When you declared that you were no longer a punching bag – the glow up was real, and we all felt it!
✨Unleashing profound life lessons in response to a random meme, leaving us all speechless, like we just looked at the stars too long.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If you combined your love for space with your skill for storytelling, you could launch a podcast that would make even Neil deGrasse Tyson jealous!

Unique Advantages

💎Your ability to roast while uplifting is a rare talent; keep honing it!
💎Your cosmic perspective allows for unique conversations that can enlighten others, don’t underestimate it.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try mixing in some more light-hearted content—everyone loves a good space pun!
🚀Explore some collaborative posts with friends or family, turning your reflections into a community dialogue.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect to see a blend of space-themed life coaching and hilarious cosmic analogies in your future posts—like a motivational calendar from a black hole.

Potential Superpower

Your superpower is creating relatable content that makes existential dread amusing; it’s both a gift and a curse!

Future Community Role

Continue to be the cosmic philosopher of the community, guiding lost souls through the absurdities of life one post at a time.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Philosopher-Comedian

Special Abilities

⚔️Nebula Narrator
⚔️Rant Reactor
⚔️Affirmation Alchemist

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Occasional Deep Dives into Family Drama
💀Unquenchable Curiosity about Space

Quest Line

To navigate the cosmic chaos of human existence while mastering the art of humor and therapy.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The universe is secretly plotting to teach us all cosmic lessons through social media interactions.

Evidence Board

1. Frequency of nebula posts 2. Constant affirmations seem to align with cosmic events. 3. Family drama posts resemble a soap opera unfolding across the galaxy.

Secret Society

The League of Cosmic Laughter – where we uncover the truths of the universe while sharing hilarious memes

Truth Seeking Level

75.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CosmicObservations

Twitter Main Character

In a heated debate about the universe’s true nature with conspiracy theorists, accidentally trending for a hashtag about nebulae.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Cosmic Co. – specializing in space-themed life coaching and emotional therapy through astrophysics.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic avatar resembling a nebula, giving sage advice and cosmic affirmations.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An early GeoCities page filled with starry backgrounds and animated GIFs of shooting stars with captions like ‘Welcome to My Universe!’

MySpace Era

Top 8 friends include various telescopes and Hubble images, custom layout featuring stars and moon phases.

Web3 Destiny

Establishing an NFT series called ‘Affirmation Nebulae’ – a blend of art, space, and positivity.

Future Post

‘Just discovered the secret to happiness: it’s really all about manifesting your cosmic desires!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to connect vast cosmic concepts with everyday life makes you a rare internet gem.

Charming Quirk

Never change your quirky way of mixing profound thoughts with humorous observations. It’s like a delightful cosmic cocktail!

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining, Zenko99! Your unique perspective is the kind of stardust we all need more of in this chaotic universe."

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90%

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75%

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!