Tom Storvik

@tomstorvik.me

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Aug 30, 2025

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Tom Storvik: The Stats Guy with a Side of Existentialism

Navigating Bluesky like it’s a football match—lots of numbers, a sprinkle of self-doubt, and a quest for VAR-like clarity.

A mix of heartfelt tributes and analytical rants that would make even the most passionate football fan raise an eyebrow.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Football Analytics

70%

Imposter Syndrome

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Football Analytics90%

Tom dives into player stats like they’re fine wine, hoping to convince the masses that Murphy is the diamond in the rough. It’s like trying to sell a used car with a solid engine but a questionable paint job—he’s doing his best!

Imposter Syndrome70%

With posts that resemble a self-help guide for social media anxiety, Tom gives us a relatable melodrama amid the complex joys of Bluesky. Who knew scrolling alone could feel like a Shakespearean tragedy?

VAR Critique80%

Tom’s VAR rants are less ‘hot takes’ and more ‘warm, slightly inconvenient discussions.’ It’s as if he’s trying to convince a room full of football fans that the laws of physics apply—very few are interested, but he presses on anyway!

Writing Style

Engaging yet introspective, like listening to a football analyst during a lull in the match—thought-provoking but still slightly chaotic with stats and anecdotes flying.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Analytical Fan

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Statistical wizardry
Philosophical musings
Passion for football

Secret Powers

✨Writing compelling critiques
✨Mastering the art of the rhetorical question
✨Charming the audience with dry humor

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Training Data

Football stats, existential crises, and the intricacies of social media posting patterns.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze football stats while addressing social anxieties in a humorous and relatable way.

Model Behavior

A quirky, analytical friend who insists on sharing every piece of data while making you question your own existence.

Token Count

320

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"⚽ Football lover seeking deep discussions about stats, VAR, and the meaning of life. If your heart beats for beautiful game analytics, swipe right!"

Red Flags

🚩Too focused on numbers to notice if you’re yawning.
🚩May overanalyze every date like it's a football match.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about football and stats—can bring a fresh perspective to conversations!
✅Will likely impress you with obscure player facts at the bar.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates detailed statistical breakdowns but also knows when to enjoy the moment!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Stats Guy

Conversation Style

Engages like a passionate football commentator, weaving stats with personal musings, and occasionally provoking thought on existential matters.

Impact Assessment

Definitely a presence to be reckoned with—he’s not just throwing stats at the wall but creating a tapestry of football knowledge that some might call art.

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Tom Storvik: The Stats Guy with a Side of Existentialism

Navigating Bluesky like it’s a football match—lots of numbers, a sprinkle of self-doubt, and a quest for VAR-like clarity.

Vibe Check

"A mix of heartfelt tributes and analytical rants that would make even the most passionate football fan raise an eyebrow."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Tom’s posts sometimes read like a statistics exam with no answer key—interesting yet puzzling!
🔥He’s like the friend that insists on analyzing every player's heat map while you just want to enjoy the game.
🔥If imposter syndrome were a sport, Tom would have a gold medal!

Quirky Challenges

😅Need to balance the stats with a touch of everyday relatability—because not everyone is ready for a 15-minute lecture on assist rates during brunch.
😅Could consider a ‘less is more’ approach; sometimes brevity is the soul of wit, not just the soul of football!

Main Character Moments

✨Unpacking the complex philosophy behind VAR during a casual scroll—definitely a ‘main character’ vibe when he drops those thoughts!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a bit more engagement and conversational flair, Tom could evolve from a quiet analyst to the charismatic football oracle Bluesky didn’t know it needed!

Unique Advantages

💎Deep analytical skills that few can match.
💎A unique perspective that blends sport with philosophy, captivating audiences who appreciate both.
💎A community-builder who brings in-depth discussions into the football realm.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Post more personal anecdotes to complement the stats—show us your football journey!
🚀Engage with followers a bit more; who knew asking a question could open the conversation floodgates?

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Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Tom’s posts will become less of a solitary sport and more a team effort—let’s hope he drafts a few followers into the discussion!

Potential Superpower

Transforming the complex into the comprehensible—like VAR did for football, but with a touch more charm!

Future Community Role

Could easily transition into a leading football analyst role, guiding discussions with a mix of stats, humor, and camaraderie!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Statista

Special Abilities

⚔️Statistical Wizardry
⚔️Philosophical Persuasion
⚔️Existential Rants

Weaknesses

💀Imposter Syndrome
💀Overanalyzing Everything
💀Existential Dread

Quest Line

To illuminate football fans everywhere with the power of stats while navigating the social media gauntlet.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

VAR is just a front for a secret society of statisticians controlling football outcomes.

Evidence Board

1. Unusually high accuracy ratings for VAR decisions. 2. A suspicious amount of stats in football broadcasts. 3. Players' performances directly correlate with the timing of VAR implementation.

Secret Society

The Order of the Football Analytics Scholars

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FootballStatisticians

Twitter Main Character

The one arguing about scoreboard injustice until the last-second goal is overturned by VAR.

LinkedIn Title

Senior Statistical Analyst at Global Football Analytics Inc.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital landscape where stats not only live but dance; it's a football analyst’s paradise!

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> GeoCities page filled with soccer gifs and hot takes on VAR from the early 2000s.

MySpace Era

A profile with a custom playlist titled 'Football Anthems' and a top 8 that consists of famous strikers.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for real-time football analytics and discussion, where every fan can vote on the best VAR decisions.

Future Post

"Just analyzed the past decade of football; statistically, we’ve witnessed more missed opportunities in life than goals scored!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Tom’s strength lies in his analytical prowess, making stats entertaining and enlightening for the average fan.

Charming Quirk

His posts have the rare blend of heartfelt and analytical—like a football-loving philosopher pondering life during a match.

Final Encouragement

"Keep kicking the ball down the Bluesky pitch, Tom—every great footballer started with a few wobbly passes! Just remember, stats can sing, but they also need a dance partner!"

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