📍DMV Son|Brother|Friend - 5’5 Black & Educated🎓 Leo♌️ INFJ-T🔑💯 Blerd🤓 Traveler✈️🧳 Motto: Live🙌🏾, Laugh😂, Love❤️
Join CMILL—a sage of Saturday vibes and a connoisseur of chaos—as he navigates the intriguing world of Bluesky with a heart as big as his ambition.
A delightful cocktail of authenticity and questionable decisions, garnished with an occasional shot of profound reflection.
"Your content DNA, decoded
CMILL’s Drag Race fandom is almost as intense as his need for intentional connections—he analyzes every stitch and snatch game outcome with the seriousness of a Supreme Court justice!
Whether he’s dropping a gem about Toni Braxton or dissecting Kelly Clarkson’s vocal gymnastics, CMILL approaches music like a curator of a fine art gallery—if the art gallery were filled with 90s R&B nostalgia.
In a world where everyone’s pretending to be an influencer, CMILL serves honesty on a silver platter—he’s like the friend who tells you to get your life together while simultaneously pouring you a drink!
CMILL combines succinct remarks with vivid imagery, making even simple updates feel like dramatic monologues in a Broadway show. He transitions from serious to silly so quickly, you might think he’s auditioning for a one-man show.
Your online personality exposed
The Witty Observer
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
A mix of humor, pop culture references, and personal experiences from social media interactions.
Analyze the user's posting behavior and extract comedic insights while maintaining a balance between humor and thoughtful critique.
Witty social analyst with a penchant for pop culture and a flair for sarcasm.
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tokensYour profile in swipe-speak
"🎓 Black & Educated | DMV native | INFJ-T | Looking for intentional connections in a digital age. Love deep conversations, Drag Race commentary, and 90s R&B. Let's laugh together!"
Someone who can keep up with my humor, appreciates music, and is down for spontaneous adventures.
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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Your social vibe analysis
The Encouraging Comedian
His banter is like a well-timed punchline, cleverly balancing humor and heart—everyone feels seen and entertained in equal measure!
CMILL’s contributions elevate the community vibe; he’s the sunshine on a cloudy day who somehow also radiates the occasional sprinkle of shade.
Your profile in a flash
Join CMILL—a sage of Saturday vibes and a connoisseur of chaos—as he navigates the intriguing world of Bluesky with a heart as big as his ambition.
"A delightful cocktail of authenticity and questionable decisions, garnished with an occasional shot of profound reflection."
The saucy details
Your character progression
If CMILL embraces his role as a community cheerleader more, he could become the beloved mascot of Bluesky—complete with a cape and everything!
Your future, decoded
Expect CMILL to transform from a witty observer to a full-blown influencer—a 'content creator' if you will, complete with sponsorships and ad placements in no time!
His unique ability to blend humor with pop culture could evolve into viral content that leaves even the most serious online critics chuckling.
In a year’s time, CMILL might be leading community discussions, hosting virtual hangouts that feel like a blend of a comedy show and a TED talk!
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Observer
Navigating the landscape of social media to find authenticity in a world of curated perfection.
Your conspiracy detector
Ariana Grande is secretly an intergalactic ambassador for self-love.
Frequent references to black Ariana Grande indicate a deeper connection to her true identity.
The Society of Intentional Connections
Your variants across platforms
r/r/DragRaceAnalysts
Gets embroiled in a debate over the best '90s R&B singer, sparking a civil war among fans.
CEO of Intentional Connections LLC, using humor as the primary business strategy.
A holographic concert where he performs as a DJ, mixing wit and music in the metaverse.
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Your digital time warp
A MySpace profile with an overly customized layout, featuring the top 8 filled with his favorite Drag Race queens.
As a Web3 influencer, he’ll create NFTs of his most iconic tweets, turning humor into digital gold.
Just bagged a podcast deal where I break down all the latest Drag Race episodes—stay tuned!
Wrapping up your story
CMILL’s most impressive quality is his engaging ability to turn even mundane moments into laugh-out-loud observations and relatable content.
His penchant for cryptic posts that somehow still manage to charm—no one knows what 'BMM' means, but we all want to!
"With humor, heart, and a little chaos, keep posting and sharing your world—because in a universe of tweets, your voice is a delightful melody!"
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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